*throws confetti*
*collects all confetti from floor* *puts the confetti in trash can* *kicks the trash can*
is this seat taken? *sits on ur dick*
imagine if all trees were wifi hotspots. now that is a future i want to be in
have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it
if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry
sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person
(Source: battroid)
